Review: The Hollywood Puppet Shitshow “Wilmer Valderrama ; Terry Crews”

Let’s recap the finale and finish this ‘ish!

Wilmer Valderrama

The host of the fucking show finally has a story, and this one features a tale about Wilmer talking about traveling for the USO. On one of his stopovers in Germany, the airport goes on a terrorist alert. Guess who the terrorist is? WILMER! A German officer with a bunch of soldiers show up and Wilmer’s shit gets tossed and is scared for his life. A General shows up and ribs Wilmer good…

Score

9/10

Terry Crews

Terry kicks off his day by getting into an argument with his landlady that sees the cops called. Next, he heads to Chuck E. Cheese’s where he runs into yet another lady that gives him the stinkeye over seating arrangements. Terry gets another run in with the same cops but gets off easy and heads home only to see an eviction notice on his door. Fortunately, a guy across the street sees this shit goes down and offers Terry a much nicer place to live for the same price.

Score

8/10