Review: Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures “Bikes, Food & Farts”

This week’s episode was a fart.

There is a giant mish-mash of stories here. First, they talk about a bike that was stolen from Lawrence. Apparently, the thieves only stole his bike seat in the beginning. So Lawrence ordered a new seat from Amazon, leaving the rest of the bike chained to the bike rack. But the thieves came back and stole the rest of the bike, leaving only the front wheel since that was chained to the rack. This just proves that Lawrence doesn’t know how to properly chain his bike to a rack.

Next, Burnie, Barb, Gavin, and Gus discuss eating food off the floor. And not just dropping it then picking it back up immediately. We’re talking food that has been on the floor for more than the “5 second rule.” Barb and Burnie are OK with eating it. Gus and Gavin think is disgusting. The group argue about it until Gus starts saying Barb looks terrible.

Finally, Gavin talks about farts. His parents’ farts, his farts, everyone’s farts. According to both Gavin and Michael, Gavin has lame farts. Burps, too. Gavin has tiny burps and farts.

I’m not really sure what the goal is here. The bike story was kinda funny. Mostly because Lawrence’s bike was stolen in pieces instead of all at once. The other two stories weren’t interesting or funny or anything, really. They just were. I guess it’s interesting to see Gus agreeing with Gavin on something but neither Gus/Gavin nor Barb/Burnie were compelling in their arguments. It basically came down to “I don’t care if my food is on the ground.” Period. This probably would have been more interesting if they let the conversation go on longer or if Gus didn’t immediately devolve into “Barb looks like shit.” And the last story? I think they just wanted to talk about farts. I guess farts are still supposed to be funny? They aren’t. Especially not here.