Review: Robot Chicken – “G.I. Jogurt”

 

Spoilers Below!

Puppet Orgy-

There’s a room full of people in blank, white masks having sex with each other. A strange man who seems to be ruling over these proceedings calls out two men for being there without permission. Turns out that those two men are Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, creators of Robot Chicken. They’re here because they heard that this was the place to get Robot Chicken uncancelled. The rumors were true but they must know the password to get the show back on the air. They say “Fidelio” in unison and are granted their show again. They now need to figure out what the password is to leave. Unfortunately, it isn’t “Fidelio” and this causes the ruler to try and kill our heroes. After a brief hand-to-hand battle, some crafty shooting, and a dick to Seth’s face, they blast their way out of the room using Iron Man’s gloves.

Score

8.5

God Hates Bees-

Three bees are entering a room. The door closes, Star Trek style, on one of the bee’s stingers. As we all know, when a bee stings it removes its stinger and dies. The remaining two bees mourn the loss of their friend and question if God himself hates bees. They’re in luck because God himself (which is not what Kevin Smith would have you believe) comes down from the heavens and proclaims, “Fuck you bees!” This causes an all out brawl between God and the remaining bees.

Score

8

Drunk Visitor From Narnia-

A belligerently drunk centaur stumbles out from an enchanted wardrobe that is located in the bedroom of four children. He’s mistaken this as his home and is extremely confused. So as is normal when we’re hammered and confused, he starts throwing up, pissing, and trying to find a chick to bone. After the centaur self diagnoses that his parent’s divorce messed his head up and that he also wants Chipotle, he returns to the wardrobe where the kids quickly decide to lock him inside.

Score

6.5

 

Rock Song From Dino-Riders-

Just like the commercials for the products, the Dino-Riders have a pretty rad 80s style rock song that describes their purpose. Mostly it’s about how cool it is that a T-rex has a blaster on his head and how cool a Brontosaurus is for troop transport. But the tune changes when the video arrives at the Dino-Riders camp and exposes it for a forced labor camp where workers are repeatedly electrocuted and babies are fed to the T-rex. Is it bestiality if you fuck a dinosaur?

Score

7

Cobra Commander Joins SAG-

Destro and Cobra Commander are at an award ceremony where the JOE’s have just won an Emmy for “Best PSA.” CC decrees that COBRA will create their own PSA’s to beat the JOE’s at their own game. Dr. Mindbender suggests that they could use non-verbal communication to relay their message, but this idea was quickly squashed by CC. Baroness comes into the writing room with her degree and offers to help, but CC won’t let her help because she’s a woman. So in the words of the immortal Bill O’Riley,  “Fuck it, we’ll do it live.” They’re on set with Dr. Mindbender, four kidnapped kids, and Storm Shadow will be the one teaching them why it’s not a good idea to run with scissors. But he’s known for running with a katana, so he’s having a hard time grasping this concept. After a child dies from running with scissors on set we see a few other failed attempts that culminate with CC losing his cool and shutting the project down. We then head back to the awards a year later and the JOE’s seal the deal again with their “Don’t star in a COBRA PSA” PSA and Destro unleashes the nerve gas.

Score

9/10

Other Sketches-

“Gargl’s Jr,”, “Cavity Creeps”, “Death Meets Death”, “CatDog Gets Bad News”, “Jaffar’s Secret”, “Indy and the Snake”, “Guidance Counselor Hat At Hogwart’s”, “The Car From Titanic”, “Anti-Semitic Salsa”,

Sketch Of The Night!-

Cobra Commander Joins SAG is the obvious choice here but “Jaffar’s Secret” gave me the largest laugh of the night so a special tip of the hat to them.

Skip This Sketch-

Cavity Creeps