The Guardians (Santa, Sandman, Easter Bunny, et al) are in their chambers explaining how they’ll always exist so long as the children still believe. As Sandman disappears the camera pans to Santa who is with a black child. Apparently he’s a Christmas tradition in The Netherlands known as Zwarte Piet, which translates into “Black Pete” for those who were wondering. Apparently parents dress their children up in blackface to have them resemble this child who is believed to be a helper of Santa. The Guardians all leave because of the incredibly awkward racial undertones as Santa orders The Netherlands to get their shit together and stop being racist.
Tiger Woods wants to repair his image by filming a movie. MJ had Space Jam and Tiger wants a piece of that actions. Sadly, the only production house willing to touch this movie is DIC, with such memorable characters as Heathcliff lending their likeness to the flick. Tiger and his D-List friends must battle a group of baddies in a game of golf. The ton characters try their best as Tiger has sex with all of the female characters.
You guys seen “I Know What You Did Last Summer?” The movie was popular in 1997 and had a great cast (for the time anyway). Basic premise is that these teens end up accidentally killing a guy with their car and hiding the body. Then **SPOILER ALERT!!** he comes back and tries to kill them.
So the Bratz are driving along and they end up turning Barbie into Street Pizza. A year alter the Bratz start dying off until there is only one left. She goes to see if Barbie’s body is still there and it isn’t. The last Brat is hit by a car and the killer is revealed to be…a character from Monster High. Apparently the Bratz chick stopped at the wrong mile marker and Barbie was a few blocks down being eaten by wolves.
“If You Build It…”, “Wife Swap”, “Tired”, “Barnyard Commandos”, “Red Wedding Musicians”, “Fat Sky Commander”, “Pirate Show”, “RoboCop Does DARE”, “Bloody Mary”
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Bratz…followed by Tiger Woods