Review: King Star King ”The Saga of Mike Balls’

 

 

Spoilers Below

Light up your alien bong because it is time for another psychedelic episode of King Star King. In this episode, we learn about the pathetic dweeb, Mike Balls, who is known only for his booger harvesting. The only person who notices his puny existence is the rhyming bully, Tim Tumor, who looks like he belongs at a country club for rich pricks who were never spanked as children.

After Balls is repeatedly assaulted by Tumor (see what they did there?), King can’t comprehend how someone can be so pathetic and not stand up for himself. King feels sorry for the wimpy boy and takes him home. They fly the waffle joint to the hot dog farm that Balls lives on, which is right below the sewage pipe. He is promptly greeted by his mother, who has a fantastic body but needs a bag over her head.

Their reunion is cut short by Tim Tumor, who lives in the mansion above the Balls farm. Tumor flushes the toilet, releasing all kinds of nasty waste on the Balls and our heroes. In this way, Tumor literally shits on them. King can’t take how pathetic the situation is any longer. On behalf of Mile Balls, King arranges a fight to the death between the two rivals. King takes it upon himself to train Balls for the upcoming fight. But who needs to go to the gym with you have a waffle restaurant filled with large breasted aliens shaking their booties? King does what he can to get the wimpy child into shape.

The fight takes place in a penis shaped arena. As expected, Tumor proceeds to kick the living shit out of Balls. King can’t watch the torment any longer and finally gives Balls a steroid hot dog. This beefs the boy up and he turns the tables on Tumor. Balls is about the kill Tumor, who pleads for his life by saying, “I think Tumors and Balls should be together forever!” In a moment of epiphany, Balls decides to end the cycle of violence and let Tumor live.

Having spared Tumor’s life, Balls asks if Tumor will be his first friend. Tumor declines and transforms into a demon. He then kills Balls, eats him, and vomits acidic goo that disintegrates Balls’ mother. Tumor then skips away, singing about himself. Everyone learns the valuable lesson that you can’t negotiate with bullies. King Star King continues to impress with its graphic animation, sexual innuendos, and blatant drug references. Every frame of the show has something visually interesting going on, whether it’s large boobs jiggling around or hidden messages such as “Robotic Society” in the title card or the penis shaped shadow that says, “Rise.” I am sure that whatever the creators are on is illegal in most states. Viewer discretion is definitely advised when it comes to King Star King. But for those of us who have our minds in the gutter, this makes for an entertaining animated series.