Review: Camp Camp”Cookin’ Cookies”

Girl scout drug operation.

Spoilers Below:

The Flower Scouts are getting ready to start their cookie sales, so they can win a trip to Cabo. The Wood Scouts arrive, gloating that they’ve already sold 99% of their popcorn, drastically cutting into the Flower Scouts’ potential sales. The Flower Scout , Miss Priss, insists that the girls continue to try anyway. The normal attempts at sales are a failure, and the trio is frustrated. Miss Priss comes by and sprinkles Desoxyn into her vodka and coke. When the girls ask what it is, she says that it’s sugar. Knowing that organic foods are popular these days, the girls manage to grab some with the help of a box of merlot.

They sprinkle the Desoxyn over the cookies and get the whole town addicted to it. When they run out, they hunt down Miss Priss’ dealer, Kevin. They begin mass producing their cookies, which turns into a whole operation that catches the attention of the Mexican cartels, earning the name of Las diablitas. The call for a meeting and the trio is unhappy at being in Mexico. The trio manages to get the upper hand and force them to buy their cookies. The trio rejoices at the prospect of going to Cabo. Guzman points that they’re already in Cabo, and the girls are disgusted. They toss away their cookies and say that at least they don’t go on adventures like the kids in Camp Campbell.

Overview:

A misunderstanding turns a cookie selling operation into a drug fiasco. The Flower Scouts’ main points are their stubbornness and ignorance, and they remain completely clueless that they’re actually running a huge operation. They think that they’re using special ‘Mexican cane sugar’ and remain none the wiser. For the sake of turning a profit, they are willing to try out anything. It’s an episode that largely operates off cringe humor, but it works. It also includes a Breaking Bad reference, as per the type of story that it is.