Review: Animals “Rats”

An Uninitiated rat gets mating tips from his friend at a subterranean party.

After watching a human couple fucking in bed, two rats head to a rat party in the subway. Phil’s not exactly thrilled with the prospect of going to the party, but Mike’s cracker is a hit at the party and fits right in. Eventually, a 40 Year Old Virgin-esque story is brought up by Phil in that he claims to have had made babies, but really he hasn’t. A new rat named Fink tries to offer Phil blue pills while his pal is out getting his thang on, but he declines.

While DJ Lab Rat is waiting to die, Phil’s striking up a convo with a lady that at first seems cool but freaks out after a signal mix-up goes a wry. Fortunately, both Mike and Fink have good game which is good because Phil’s just screwing up left and right. Mike’s no help because he’s already trying to be a responsible father, so Phil turns back to Fink’s drugs and afterwards meets someone right away…Mike’s daughter.

An argument ensues between Rebecca and Mike because of Phil, but when Mike learns that Phil took rat poison he agrees to let the two make babies before Phil dies. One of those babies? Phil Jr.

A pair of horses complain about an old acquaintance who’s made it big.

A mutual friend of two horses have a friend-horse that’s now a thoroughbred racing horse and making the front page of the papers. The two make a suicide pact so that if their friend gets really famous, they’ll commit suicide.

A bed bug has a midlife crisis. 

Two bed bugs living on the dick of the mayor are getting adjusted to their new surroundings. One of the bed bugs, a recent divorcee, reveals that he just got a new earring.