Patton Oswalt is running for President of these United States

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All week long, No You Shut Up! on Fusion has been teasing a big announcement from Patton Oswalt, and they weren’t kidding. Just last night, Patton had dropped by to not promote any movies or TV shows or comedy albums…nope. Instead, Patton dropped in to announce his candidacy for President of the United States.

Yes, I think he would make a great candidate for obvious reasons, but the most important being because he might be our best option. I mean, who else is there? Donald Trump is a prolapsed rectum, Ben Carson is insane, and Hillary Clinton looks like she’s under enough stress. Patton would be an awesome President, so I’ll be sure to write him in whenever the next elections are.

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