3) Steve

Steve has some of the funniest if not THE funniest masturbation jokes in cartoons. Coupled with the fact that he typically talks up quite a bit of Dungeons & Dragons, Star Trek, and Harry Potter and that he continually fails at more manly things like sports, scouts, and women, Steve just oozes with geek. I mean, Jesus friggin’ Christ, his best friend is an alien from outer space! Oh yea, and Steve fronts and sings for a boy band similar to old school efforts by NSYNC, and Backstreet Boys.

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