Check Out This Delicious ‘Simpsons’-inspired Gummi Venus de Milo

The Gummi Venus de Milo, Carved By Gummi Artisans Who Work Exclusively In The Medium Of Gummi  Source: imgur

Ah, the Venus de Milo. The ancient Greek armless wonder, its most famous replica is undoubtedly the gummy version that appeared in the 1994 Simpsons episode entitled “Homer Badman.” The rarest gummy of them all, it was carved by gummy artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummy.

In the episode, Homer misplaced the treasured treat after lifting it from a candy convention, eventually discovering it stuck to the rear of the kids’ babysitter. Thoughtlessly plucking it from her pants, Homer was then wrongfully branded a sexual harasser & pervert, until Groundskeeper Willie exonerated him via videotaped evidence.

Let’s hope this precious Venus has better security.


Gonzo Green

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