Benjy the ‘Gay’ Bull Might Also Be A Fan of the Ladies

Benjy Bull

Generally any story about having sex with a cow involves some level of illegality, except of course in this case, where the mounter was Benjy the Gay Bull.

Well it turns out the famous steer, who was rescued from the slaughter a few months ago by late Simpsons co-creator Sam Simon, might actually play for both teams. Benjy was recently spotted trying to get frisky with a cow at his Frettenham farm home, according to Hillside Animal Sanctuary worker Wendy Valentine.

“Judging by what he was trying to do the other day with one of the cows…he isn’t gay,” Valentine told the BBC.

An “expert” previously speculated on the bull’s sexual orientation after Benjy apparently refused to mate and later created a Grindr account.

Whatever makes him happy.

Sam Simon donated £5,000 to the successful campaign to purchase Benjy, who was relocated to the sanctuary prior to Simon’s passing in March.

[via Metro.co.uk]

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