Review: Allen’s Pole “Death by Eating/Being Eaten”
Eat my shorts.
Overview (Spoilers Below)
It takes a couple of weeks, but the latest episode of Allen’s Pole sees the trio stuck in the whale’s belly needing a way to get out. While Allen and Sandy get delusional, Fran fucks with the whale’s head and it gets everyone out of trouble. But, is there someone on Fran’s ass ready to make more trouble?
Our Take
I’ve never understood why premium web series self-censor. That’s exactly what happens here, when Fran is messing with the Whale’s head his penis shows up but it’s blurred out so it kind of takes away from the joke which sucks because that was the best idea of the episode. Everything else was just Allen almost eating Sandy and Sandy writing some sort of letter that really didn’t go anywhere. When we pay for streaming services, we expect to get 100% uncensored.
There's got to be some kind of twist that's going to happen with this. I don't know if they're setting up an April Fool's joke now or what's going on, but it seems too strange that they'd suddenly reverse on doing a fourth and fifth season after the show was already renewed and they were even just talking about working on those seasons like a couple months ago or something. Or maybe the two episodes yet to release will secretly somehow each be like a "season" in themselves?