Have you longed to one day actually BE Sterling Archer? Well here’s your chance!

So, I’m on Harper Collins yesterday scoping out release dates for new Simpsons Books, and somehow I can across this book:

How to Archer

The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written

 Pretty sick, huh? I want this now, but it doesn’t come out until 1/17/2012. Chances are I don’t have the shit to be a hero like Archer…but hey if its half as funny as the description on the Harper Collins website, it should be hysterical!

This is great too, because the new season premiers two days later on FX @ 10pm EST. Click here if you want to get a sneak peak of what’s to happen because I actually got to see the premier episode with Burt Reynolds as guest star.