Review: Family Guy “Lottery Fever”

The Griffins are flat broke(well that’s what they get for Peter buying tanks, peter-copters, and PSAs) so Peter buys 200,000 lottery tickets so he can live his dream of swimming in gold coins like Scrooge McDuck from “Ducktales”(that show OWNED).

SPOILERS AHEAD!

OPENING INTRO WAS HYSTERICAL!!!  But, the Griffins are broke so Peter takes out a second mortgage on his house to buy a load of lottery tickets which gets a great cutaway with Bruce Jenner(fuck him!).  After a great montage of 3 days looking at all the tickets, guess what?? There are 400,000 more tickets, but as it turns out the first one they check is the winner! As expected Peter quits his job and his pals start sucking up to hit him up for money for stupid ass investments and of course Peter does so but in return tells them that they are at his disposal.  TRUE BLOOD GETS SHAT ON BIG TIME!  Joe and Quagmire then have to go through a list of remedial tasks, like getting sniped in the eye which happens to be the last straw and breaks up their friendship, so if you are keeping track at home Peter runs over Cleveland in “BFFs” and shoots both Joe and Quags right in the eye, what a great guy, eh?  Of course, Peter spends everything on awesome crap like a solid gold outfit, expensive cars, and the bloodiest diamond he could find.

This episode was awesome and had the greatest Quagmire sex joke ever. Great plot, cutaways were timed well, and a swell moral to the story. What else could I ask for? (Besides maybe stock in penis enlargement pills).