For those without internet, The Shivering Truth premieres, plus most of everything has a mid-season finale tonight.
The Simpsons “‘Tis the 30th Season”
Premieres Tonight @ 8 pm ET/PT, check your local listings
After a failed Black Friday shopping spree, Marge is determined to fix Christmas; Homer and the kids surprise Marge with a vacation to a Florida resort.
Bob’s Burgers “Better off Sled”
Premieres Tonight @ 830 pm ET/PT, check your local listings
Teenagers take over the Belchers’ sledding territory, inciting an epic turf war; Bob steps in to help Linda, who’s in a time crunch to get three scarves knitted before Christmas.
Family Guy “Pawtucket Pete”
Premieres Tonight @ 900 pm ET/PT, check your local listings
The brewery’s new bosses decide to change the company’s mascot; in an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.
Star Wars Resistance “Station Theta Black”
Premieres Tonight @ 10 pm ET/PT, check your local listings
When Poe and Kaz find an old First Order mining facility, BB-8 discovers that the facility isn’t so abandoned.
The Shivering Truth
Premieres Tonight @ Midnight
“The Nurple Rainbow”
Unfortunately, everything in the whole universe just oozed out from Doug Dwyer’s head.
“The Magmafying Past”
The only thing hotter than the future is the present, and the only thing wetter than a present is the itchy glass of molten absolution that just quenched the thrust of Tessa’s face.