Review: Tender Touches 2 “NUDE BIDET HA-HA SPRAY”

Let’s bidet with the best of ’em!

Overview (Spoilers Below)

Curtis attempts to make love to Charlene only to discover that his lady has mosquito bites all over her legs and she needs ointment desperately. Eventually, Charlene gets the ointment, but I don’t think it helps much. Curtis’ sister shows up with her assistant.

Meanwhile, Steve meets a girl while teaching a body-surfing lesson. The budding romance tops off with a crazy drug-induced trip, however, it doesn’t appear will be lasting all that long.

Our Take

The last five minutes of this week’s episode showcases that Tender Touches is ready to take things to another level, especially in the production department. Lauren Payne’s lead on the production of the trip sequence was very, very, impressive. Her experiences with working for Augenblick Studios on the first season of Superjail were certainly on display here and should be seen by all. Also, the Jurassic Park scene was also silly, though, more indicative of the type of silly we see from Tender Touches. Now, I never want to hear Charlene’s toes sucked on again, pretty sure some of those slurping sounds are gonna be in my nightmares tonight.