Review: Story Time WWE “Expect the Unexpected”

This week’s episode featured SIX shorts instead of the normal five, check out which sketches were good and which weren’t.

 

He Hits His Head All the Time

Luke Gallows hits his head on shit all the time and when he does he goes nuts ESPECIALLY when AJ Styles laughs at him. This one time he banged his head on a car and sometimes that type of shit hits him back like low door ways and cars and Anderson tries his best to not be noticed laughing.

Score

8/10

 

His Gear Exploded

One of Zack Ryder’s first opponents had weak gear that tore off at the beginning of the match leaving the opponents cash and prizes dangling for the audience to see. Fortunately for Zack, this was when WWE took over ECW on Syfy and no one watched that show anyway.

Score

9/10

 

Mae Young Knew What Was Up

Lita tells stories about Mae Young and dealing with her as she got older. This one story involves Mae smacking Lita really hard and leaving a hand print.  Shout out to Lita in wearing a Dillinger Escape Plan T-shirt.

Score

7/10

Giant Juice

Hacksaw tells a story about Andre the Giant’s not great hygiene practices….it other words he’s a stinker. This one time, Andre wraps his strap around Hacksaw’s neck and nearly kills him. Instead of dying, Hacksaw pukes right in the middle of the match.

Score

8/10

Pat’s Plan

Pat Patterson has an Andre story of his own. Pat convinces Andre to do a drive by moon sesh for the wrestlers in the other car…but an old couple got it instead.

Score

6/10

Good Vibrations

And why not a THIRD Andre story as told by Jake the Snake. These guys had a match, and Andre farted through the entire thing and it smelled bad. Morale of the story is…farts are funny.

Score

9.5/10

 

Best Sketch

Good Vibrations

Worst Sketch

Pat’s Plan