Review: Party Legends “Nude Dude Walking Through”

BOBCAT WAS NAKED!!

 

Spoilers Below

Bobcat Goldthwait “Reaching Nirvana”

BOBCAT!!!! Bobcat used to tour with Nirvana, but no one really liked him as the opener/MC so he had to constantly dodge shit. One night, Bobcat showed up on stage naked at midnight.

Score

8/10

Sean Patton

Sean meets this girl Deirdre who takes him back to a possible homeless shelter where he watched a video of said girl holding a Roman candle via her vagina. Deirdre smokes crack then beats the shit out of Sean, but at least he gets paid $500 for his troubles.

Score

9/10

Estelle “Unitard Man”

Estelle gets upstaged by a 70 year old dude in a unitard at one of her shows.

Score

8/10

Rory Scovel “Running From the Cops”

Cops show up to break up a party that Rory is at and everyone runs away and hides in the trees.

Score

3/10

Kreayshawn

Kreayshawn heads to a frat colony and a fight ensues over a phone. Eventually, the dugouts are cleared and a bunch of girls just rumbled. She’s cute.

Score

7/10

Howard Kremer “Matthew Likes Peanut Butter”

Howard’s girlfriend fucked Matthew McConaughey and then shit got weird when Matthew started playing bongo drums. Howard’s girl and her friend ran away just as the cops showed up.

Score

5/10