Review: Lucas Bros. Moving Company ‘Tales from the Hoodie’

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The boys are doing a job and run into a house that looks a bit creepy. Eventually, the dudes come across a coffin featuring a dude who wants to tell a scary story. Turns out the scary story is about the Lucas Bros., losing a remote control in the couch so the guys smoke up to find it. Eventually, Jake the Snake comes to the door and tells them that Damien is missing, but there’s no ending to this dude’s story. The guys head to Jake’s home and finds his snake. The WWE roster helps Jake say good bye to Jake’s snake at a funeral, but the Iron Sheik cuts a promo RIGHT in the middle of a ceremony which causes a big brawl. Later, the guys try to head out in their truck, but they lose the van keys in the pet cemetery that Damien was buried in. We find out that Jake the Snake was killed by his snake, and now the former wrestler wants to take the Lucas’ down with him. Jerrod eventually tells the guys that the cemetery they went to was haunted as shit, so Kenny and Keef do their best to try and get the curse lifted. After taking part in an old-timey ritual, apologizing,  but the ghost is still pretty pissed off and he kills them. The crypt keeper guy tells us that he has been telling a scary story this whole time so fuck him.

It has been too friggin’ long since we’ve seen any new Lucas Bros…but I’m finally happy to say the show picks up RIGHT where it left off. I have no idea what WWE superstars have to do with Halloween besides the fact that I’ll probably see a bunch of CM Punks on my porch within the next week, but I don’t care because the massive brawl featuring all of the stars was out of control hilarious. Moreover, the Cryptkeeper-inspired story teller was just as creepy and almost as trolling as the original. Why the hell did this episode revolve around the premise of a snake’s funeral? Who cares…this tale was sorely needed.