Review: Legends of Chamberlain Heights “Hurricane Jermaine”

Stand back! There’s a hurricane coming through!

Spoilers Below

The homies have started mobile dating. Looks like they’re heading to Myrtle Beach as well. The main goal? The homies gotta score while on this trip, and luck seems to be on their side. Milk manages to bag some pretty fly honeys thanks to his dating app.Meanwhile back at home, the O-Dogs have started making waves in Chamberlain Heights. Hilariously enough, they ignore the hotter girls and invite Medina to the party. Haha, ok! I never thought I’d see that coming.

Damn Myrtle Beach is jumpin’! Too bad Coach Jerry is doing bed checks at 11 pm. On top of that, the varsity players decide to give the homies some new hair cuts in order to prevent them from getting any play. Coach Jerry is one nasty dude. This dude literally steals one of the boys’ pairs of underwear in order to sniff them and probably do more nasty stuff with them. The boys catch him red handed though and tell him to get lost. Also, the homies 11 pm dates pull through, and they’re bad. Unfortunately, right when they pull up Hurricane hits and the fly honeys are left stranded outside. Luckily Jamal thinks fast and jams his afro pick into the door control keypad, over-riding the security code and letting all of the people who were stranded in the hotel. Meanwhile back in Chamberlain heights, the girls are attending a frat party. The only girl getting any attention though is Medina. Cindy uncovers the O-Dogs plan to run a train on Medina and embarrass her.

Jamal comes up with another brilliant plan. They steal blankets and other items to get people dry and invite their “dates” back to their room. Then the boys run into a problem. The girls seem down to smash but the homies don’t have any rubbers, so they try to weather the Category 6 Hurricane in order to get some. Just as they reach their destination, the storm gets worse and even the pier they are standing on is threatening to fall apart. The homies try to get back but end up taking an L.  Luckily they are saved by Milk’s incredible swimming skills, and Milk is able to swim to the store just to find out that the store is closed! Aw man! However, out of the blue Delonte West come out of nowhere, cuts the lock off the convenience store door open with his samurai swords, and blesses the trio with some condoms. This part had me rolling! Where the hell did Delonte West come from?! At the same time, the starters find that Milk, Grover, and Jamal actually had some females and end up getting with the ladies instead. Damn.

Back at the O-Dogs party, Cindy and Cherokee have roofied all of the men so that they can not carry out their plan of running a train on Medina. Medina gets mad, but when LaDonte shows up to “take advantage” of the situation she quickly forgets her misfortune. The girls head out from the party while LaDonte takes a few of the passed out O-Dogs away for his own pleasure. Back In Myrtle Beach, the homies make it back to their room just to find the three starters are balls deep in their dates. As the episode comes to an end, we see the fate of the starters. Let’s just say that you always need to protect yourself when you play the ball out of town.

I thought that this episode was pretty damn funny. The entire ordeal that Grover, Milk, and Jamal went through in order to get condoms was hilarious. Even the hazing pranks that went on between the starters and the benchwarmers was pretty funny. I really thought that this episode hit a high note when Delonte West made an appearance. Also, even though Cindy and the girls weren’t mentioned much this episode, they had an adventure of their own that they went on. I wasn’t quite sure what was going to happen there but it ended up having a pretty comical resolution anyway as we see that the girls that the starters hooked up were plagued with STDs and made life miserable for the starters, who decided to go raw while hooking up with the scallywags. Remember to wrap it up y’all.

SCORE
7/10