Review: Greatest Party Story Ever “Drugs, Jail & a Four Wheeler”

We don’t like the drugs, but the drugs like these sketches.

Spoilers Below

Eat Me

This guy volunteers to be a pizza slice suit for a pizza restaurant but the manager picks someone else. As a result, the volunteer takes some pills and goes partying where he runs into a guy that has snortable horse tranq. He heads home, gets drunk, wakes up, and goes to the event that he was gonna volunteer at. The guy who was supposed to be the pizza didn’t show up, so the volunteer ends up getting the pizza suit gig while still high and probably hungover. He leaves the event taking a drag from his smoke.

Score

7/10

Pop ‘N Lock Up

This guy gets drunk and wakes up in jail. Turns out he assaulted a police officer but it wasn’t all bad because he gets popcorn, drinks soda, and watches a movie. The kid makes bail and goes home to watch the rest of the movie with his own brand of popcorn

Score

8/10

Four Wheeler Fail

These three dead-ringers for Duck Dynasty decide to jump a ditch with an ATV and this kid Jeff nearly kills himself in the process.

Score

2/10

Other Sketches

Helmet Girl, Greatest Party Text, It’s Grass Man, Greatest Party Snap, Gaycation

Best Sketch

Gaycation

Worst Sketch

Four Wheeler Fail