Review: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Forever “The Greatest Story Ever”

WARNING: DIRT FOOT IS TOTALLY GAY. Also, spoilers below:

HOLY FUCK IN THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THERE’S ANOTHER EPISODE TO THE FINAL SEASON?!?!!?!?!?

God, this is probably what the dude who found King Tut felt like. MOM, YOUR SON’S AN ARCHAEOLOGIST!! WE DID IT MA!!!!

Listen, before I go over the plot and the things and the other things, let me just say, I’m pretty sure this episode was perfect.  WILL I GIVE IT A TEN OUTTA MOTHAFLIPPIN’ TEN?!  Read on, bruh.

This magical episode of Aqua Teen psuedo picks up where the fake season finale ended, and in classic Aqua fashion, everyone who had gloriously died is now alive and well.  Usual Aqua watchers won’t be surprised by this, and hell – we’re pretty much used to it by now.  Now as for plot, I really don’t wanna give away too much (as per usual) but let’s just say that Frylock finds a way to live forever and Carl manages to sleaze his way into the caper.  For the rest of the plot, just watch that shit – trust me, shit is good.

Now what did this episode do right? EVERYTHING.  This episode hit all of my “Aqua needs to do this” points (be super ridiculous, use the whole squad, have actually funny ‘guest’ characters) and managed to fulfill the only thing I felt the previous episode lacked to make it perfect: cameos.  BUT WHO WILL CAMEO YOU SAY???? You’ll need to do the leg work yourself.

What could this episode of done better?  It could have been two hours long, that would have made me very happy.

FOR REALZIOS, IT’S OVER NOW GUYS – AND WHAT MORE FITTING WAY TO END THE SHOW BUT WITH A:

TTTTTTTEN OUT OF TTTTTTTENTENTENTENTENTENTENTEN

Fuck yes.

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