IT’S WEBS DAY!!! With @MachinimaHH, @SexuaLobster and @The_Good_Lord!!!

 

Sonic

 

http://youtu.be/TJzxRzi-dY0

I’ve been writing this segment for a pretty decent amount of time now. I’m known as “ChefRich” for a reason; it’s because I’m a goddamn chef!! So clearly I’m a big fan of cooking shows. And when I noticed this little gem on the Happy Hour page, I had to review it. I went as far as asking the personal permission of “Sonic For Hire” aficionado Gonzo Green himself. The man’s got this show on lockdown so make sure you go check his reviews! Ps. His facial hair is greater than or equal to Eggman’s. I’d even go as far to say that his mustache is eggzalent! (See what I did there?) So let’s dive right in and start talking about the show. Like all video game mod based shows, the animation is pretty standard, almost poor. The close up on Eggman’s face seemed overly pixelated to the point of blurriness. There’s a couple of laughs in the episode, but nothing incredibly special. The gigantic deep fryer reminded me of the time Moe from The Simpson’s acquired an industrial fryer from the Navy. All in all this video was ok, but not eggzactly what i was looking for. (I apologize. No more puns. Please keep reading!)

(6.5/10)

sexualobster

Phrases with dual meanings are some of the first jokes you learn as a kid. How many of you giggle when you hear someone call a hot dog a “wiener?” Exactly. So when “Vertical Seafood Taco” came into the crosshairs, I wondered if I’d be reviewing as a food critic or vagina enthusiast. Ironically, the review can go either way. The art is pretty nice, lots of bright colors and some pretty striking movement and detail. The song is ok. I’ve heard better songs that not so subtly reference vaginas. All in all this video was pretty fun, so check it out.

(7/10)

god

Lastly this Webs Day, we’ve got video from last years Editor’s Choice Award Winner Stuff God Hates! It might be a bit late but He’s given us a quick video about Easter and the origins of the Easter Bunny. But in typical God fashion, there’s a really funny swerve that causes the Easter Bunny to be addicted to heroin and turning tricks in an alley. And here I was thinking the meaning of that holiday season was the resurrection and eating ham. Guess I’ve got a lot to learn about religion. Maybe God’ll want to do an interview one day so He can teach me a thing or two. I wonder what the long distance rate to Heaven is? I digress. Moral of the story is that God’s created another miracle with this one. Not as good as the Christmas Special, but Easter has always played second fiddle to Christmas anyway.

(8.5/10)

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Usually I close Webs Day with some funny lines and salutations. But after the events in Boston a few days ago, I’d be remiss if I didn’t comment. In times of shock and tragedy such as this, many people will turn to social media to remind you to “Tell people you love them because you never know.” Why not express your love all the time, not just following a disaster? Terror should never be a motivator or reminder to express feelings. Your heart knows what to say, just give it the time to speak.

I love you all, Thanks for reading and #PrayForBoston. These cowards won’t be brought to justice, because if there’s any good in this world the bastards will be dropped of in South Boston. Let the Southies handle the Lords work.

Good Night,

ChefRich