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We’ve all got that one person in our lives that takes everything that’s said to them too literally. And we all know that those people are jerks. But what happens when those jerks use science to back up their small-dicked paranoia? The answer is Scientifically Accurate Spider Man. Let me just say that I’m not bashing the premise of this video, because it really is genius. It just gives me a slight headache that I actually know people who have pointed out some of the scientific inaccuracies of a fictional character. But I’m pretty sure it would have been a bit tougher on comic sales if young Peter Parker was shooting a viscus, white, stringy fluid out of his ass while trying to save Norma Jean. The artwork has a bit of an “Ambiguously Gay Duo” feel, without being a total rip-off. And the lady that’s singing the theme does wear on you towards the end. But any lady who’s singing about a spider’s dick falling off either has some serious mental issues or is more than likely well on her way there. I like it either way, so good job!

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High 5 Toons

Ok, show of hands. Who here has done acid?? Since I’m staring at a computer screen and not you personally, if you have your hand raised, I’m pretty sure you’re on acid. Or at least some other delicious, mind expanding drug. I’ve never done acid. Pretty sure I’d catch a bad batch and end up thinking I was a glass of orange juice for the rest of my life. I’m all good on that end. I’ll stick to Jack Daniel’s, thanks.

If I ever did choose to try acid, I’m pretty sure it would look similar to this and all the other anime I’ve been forced to watch because I was dumb enough to think that I feigned enough interest in this terrible genre one of the anime nymphs in high school would let me touch their boobs. Spoiler Alert: It doesn’t work and high school is terrible. That said, the art in this show is really basic until Pikachu starts to trip balls. Then it turns into a Grateful Dead concert. The voice acting is great and there’s a decent amount of laughs to go around. I’m not normally a fan of anything that involves hippies, but the band that did the music for this episode is actually pretty tight. Check em out, they’re called The Sizlacks. And anything thats named after Moe from The Simpson’s, I stand firmly behind. Good Work!

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(8/10)

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http://youtu.be/_QyYaPWasos

Billy Joel. The Piano Man. Not the best driver in the world, but one hell of a songwriter and musician. He comes from a time when you actually had to play your own instruments to be considered a band. And sadly, most of you are too young to even know who the fuck he is. This is Billy Joel. And the video above is College Humor taking the beat the Billy Joel made famous and making it hilarious! C’mon, who doesn’t love a good flame war? If you are reading this and you don’t know what a flame war is, go to any Justin Beiber video and read the comments. Anything that isn’t a 14 year old girl professing her love and sexual desire for Beibs is more than likely Flame. CH manages to touch all the bases in regards to flame in this video. We’ve got racism, memes, firsts, spam and more all within a roughly three minute cover song. And the songs not too bad either! Check it out, then call your parents and ask them what they used to listen to as a kid. Because if one more of you idiots tells me that Lil Wayne invented rap, I’m gonna commit a felony. We all know Wu Tang invented rap. And they ain’t nothin to fuck with.

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(8/10)

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Have a great week and I’ll see you next Webs Day!!

Caio!

ChefRich