“Family Guy” Won At The 2017 Teen Choice Awards But That Was Only The Second Worst Thing That Happened

Fuck CBS.

For some reason, Family Guy won over Rick and Morty at the Teen Choice Awards for “Choice Animation”, but that wasn’t even the worst thing that happened last night.

The worst thing that happened last night was seeing poor Chris Pratt, and his acceptance speech for winning whatever the fuck award that required him to get up on stage, not even a couple of days after his divorce from his wife Anna Faris. Clearly, the guy wasn’t even his best and looked as though he hasn’t slept in a few days. Quite a few people canceled their previously announced appearances at the awards show, but I think Chris should’ve been allowed to stay home. Poor dude…

All this for the Teen Choice Awards, like who gives a fuck?