Spoilers Below
Blastaar is trying to destroy NYC so Hulk and the Agents of SMASH do what they can to stop him. Problem is, the town is in ruins from the fight so J. Jonah Jameson orders the Hulks to clean up the area. As the guys head home, A-Bomb wishes upon a shooting star so that we can get the best Christmas ever where everyone is accounted for and respected…welp that wish comes true.
During the dream sequence, Rocket Raccoon shows up to try and save the Hulks of whom are under attack by some sort of robots. After they get destroyed, we find out that the Hulks were being hypnotized by the Collector.Rocket helps the Hulks escape a dream prison and head to another one, this one housing the Guardians. A fight ensues, and Hulk frees the space dwellers from their dream. The Agents and the Guardians get cool and decide to go after the Collector to try and rescue an orb so as to stop a war. The Hulks head back home and are celebrating the holidays.
We find out that the Hulks are in another alternate reality produced by the Collector. The Hulks and the Guardians team up and beat the shit out of the Collector and everyone wakes up. The Hulks end up spending the holidays with the Guardians.
So, can someone explain to me when Hulk became such a pussy? Seriously, he’s taking his team, crowding around a yuletide log with a Christmas sweater on with an A-Bomb that just won’t shut the fuck up, and you expect me to believe this is a show featuring Hulks? The Guardians of Galaxy was a depressing sight, and anyone expecting the animated series to be any good are going to be sorely disappointed. The entire team sounds like a disaster, and Groot looks like Dee Snider from Twisted Sister. I wasn’t sure when The Collector just decided to rip off DC’s Scarecrow abilities, but hey what do I know? And why the fuck is J. Jonah Jameson in this show?
I also couldn’t help but notice how uninspiring the character designs for this show really are. A-Bomb looks like some sort of a live lobster tail, and how Seth Green became the voice of both him AND Rocket Raccoon is beyond me. I’ll be honest, Rocket is not one of Seth’s better voices, and I think even his friend James Gunn would agree.