Review: Robot Chicken – “Stone Cold Steve Cold Stone”

 

 

Spoilers Below!

Wayne Manor-

Bruce Wayne leaves a female companion to check on his piano, which really means he has to head to the Batcave and do some work. The woman wanders into the piano room looking for Bruce and the party follows her. Some jackwagon starts playing the piano while Bruce is in the cave and the place starts going haywire. With each stroke of the keys, Bruce is attacked by another piece of the cave from a dresser drawer to the Batmobile itself.

James Potter-

The moon is full and everyone changes into his or her animal characters to blend in. James Potter changes into a dashing buck and instead of following the plan he attempts to bone a nice little doe. The group argues if this qualifies as bestiality or not. Shortly afterwards it is revealed that their professor is actually the doe in disguise.

Disney Princesses-

The Princesses are gathered for a summit. Merida, the chick from Brave, shows up carrying a boar and begins to field-dress it during the meeting. Snow White breaks into song and points out all of Merida’s flaws. Merida freaks and declares war with Rapunzel, Tiana, Belle, Pocahontas and Mulan supporting her. We get a quick montage of training then it’s off to battle. Ariel shows up with that “thing-a-ma-bob” she’s been talking about to help sway the battle. Turns out she’s terrible with words and brought a nuke to a gun fight.

Other Sketches-

“Pac-Ed”, “Stilted Sam”, “Gladiator/Tiger”, “7-Up”, “The Poison Apple”, “Sandworm”, “Legend Of The Hidden Temple”, “Lassie”, “Alvin’s Dead”, “Chopsticks”

Sketch Of The Night!-

Alvin’s Dead or Legends Of The Hidden Temple

Worst Sketch:

”The Poison Apple”