Is someone in the hole in the Earth, pregnant??? Find out in an all new review for Crash Canyon!
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All hell breaks loose when Roxy discovers a crooked tooth while admiring her “perfect” self in the mirror, and it’s up to Norm to use his ingenuity to construct a retainer for his daughter. While searching the canyon for the perfect ore for his mold, he discovers an abandoned box of HCG, a supplement that promotes female hormones during pregnancy. Norm takes a liking to the substance and indulges in eating the glop.
When Roxy accidently throws out her retainer, she comes across a pregnancy test in the trash with a positive result. Roxy and Sheila decide to investigate who may be pregnant, but none of the canyon’s ladies come clean. They decide to take more extreme measures, by making each woman get an X-ray, but they are fruitless in their investigation. It later turns out that Norm gave himself the test, in order to see if he was ingesting too much of the hormone supplement. Norm then develops breasts. At first he is frightened of the idea, and eventually he comes to terms with them, which creates a hilarious montage of him using his new features as a means to bribe, trick and convince anybody in his favour.
Meanwhile, Jake discovers Brandi has developed a crush on Earl, the hardened, ex-con biker, because of his tattoo. After no success to woo Brandi with a fake tattoo, Jake convinces Earl to ink him a permanently. This is the beginning of a line of tattoo jokes involving skulls, snakes and dollar signs, something all too frequent in the tattoo world.It’s also a social comment on what some men will do in pursuit of romance. Eventually all is restored to normalcy in the canyon, but what is normal? Some of the quirkiest events are mundane escapades in a canyon full of eccentrics.
