Ubisoft Wants Your Farts For “South Park: The Fractured But Whole”

Seeing as how the game is coming out in two weeks, I don’t know the results of this are going to work out, but I have some ideas.

Ubisoft has announced that they are looking for YOUR farts for the upcoming South Park: The Fractured But Whole game coming October 17th, 2017 to major consoles and PC. Contestants are asked to submit videos of their farts here. The winner of the contest will be flown to San Francisco, California and have their farts recorded for use in the game, but 10 finalists will be judged first by a panel of fart experts that you can learn more about here.

To help better explain the rules and such, Ubisoft has posted a trailer, though how the hell are they getting these farts into the game on time? The contest only runs from October 2nd through the 16th and with the game releasing on the 17th this clearly is going to be a first-day patch fix as soon as you load the game, OR, the fart could be used in some sort of DLC. Either way, LET’S HEAR ‘EM!