The Ten Best Sketches of “Greatest Party Story Ever” Season Two

2) That Cake is Hot

This guy crashes a Paris Hilton party as caterers. Once inside, they take their catering clothes off and it really sounds like the most bizarre shit ever. A birthday cake comes out and just as the waiters are about to throw it away, this guy ends up lifting it and bringing it home. The guy writes a blog post about it, and is one of the most viral stories ever. Fearing prosecution, the guys donate the cake to a homeless shelter.

Why it was one of the best

Paris Hilton hasn’t been relevant in years, but cake is always relevant. The best part of the bit was the ending in that now you can’t charge this guy with any sort of crime if he’s taking the cake (that was gonna be thrown out anyway) to a homeless shelter.