Shorts Review: Blitz’s Real Hollywood Stories “Feelin’ Shitty”

Hope you kids like puke and epic shitting!

Spoilers Below

Dan recaps a time where he got so sick he couldn’t even bang out these two chicks that were jockeying for his shit. Instead, Dan vomits everything he’s ever eaten in his entire life and then has to go to the hospital to get a bunch of fluids put in him. Afterward, he tries to pee out said fluids and ends up shitting himself. Dan heads home, throws his shitty pants in the washer that already had clean clothes in them. His mother takes the clothes out, throws them in the dryer, and all of his shit gets embedded into the other clean clothes.

Our Take

I think the best part about this entire episode, is that Dan’s mother lives at his house and has to put up with all of this shit. Maybe Dan should learn how to do his own laundry and start watching what he eats/snorts/etc and then he wouldn’t have so many stories of him almost dying. Poor dude…but it makes for my favorite episode of the series thus far.

SCORE
9/10