Review: Wild Grinders – “A Mole Lot Of Trouble” and “Redonkulousness”

 

Mole Men? That sounds really Safe For Democracy! JUMP!!!

 

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Spoilers Below!!!

“A Mole Lot Of Trouble”

Stubford shows up at the skate park to challenge Lil Rob to a game of S.K.A.T.E. to finish their rivalry. Rob assures Stubford that there’s no animosity or rivalry between them but Stubford insists. He makes a status update and turns around for his first trick. As he turns he falls into a deep hole, which you should know is an odd thing to find in a skate park. The park is riddled with holes and all of the skaters fall into at least one. It turns out that the Mole King, a mole/rapper who wants to take over the surface world, made these holes. Mole King is overjoyed at his successful takeover, as he couldn’t stand the sound of the wheels grinding above his head. Lil Rob dispenses of Mole King with a garden hose and the group heads off to skate elsewhere.

When Rob returns to his house he finds his parents sitting on a couch in the back yard. Mole King has taken over their house and made Rob’s sister Denise his queen. Rob tries multiple attacks but can’t seem to bust down the door. Not even JackKnife’s noggin can force their way in. Rob sits down with Denise at the Fro-Yo shop and realizes that her ego could be their only hope in defeating this menace. Rob convinces Denise that the Squirrel King treats his queen much more lavishly that Mole King does and Denise goes off her rocker ballistic. Mole King makes it clear that what he lacks in money he more than makes up for in heart, but let’s face it, no women wants to hear that. Denise tosses the moles out of the house and runs away to join the Squirrel King.

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“Redonkulousness”

JackKnife is late for a skate session so Goggles shoots off the Grinder Signal to hopefully remind him about the session. JackKnife flies onto the scene, lands on a donkey, gets kicked off of said donkey and lands inside of an ice cream truck. Todd Topdeck shows up and says he caught JackKnife’s fail on video and wants to toss it on his show, Redonkulousness. JackKnife is overjoyed and can’t wait to be on the show. As luck would have it, JackKnife’s video is a viral sensation and the hot of the show. But fame only lasts so long.

After performing another amazing donkey fail, JackKnife lifts his head to find no more fans in the lot. Donkeys are yesterday’s news and people are all over chickens now. The Grinders vow to help JackKnife regain his popularity. JackKnife pulls off another spectacular fail but ends up actually landing the trick. Todd Topdeck sees the whole thing and invites JackKnife to be on his new show “Successfulnessness.”

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