Review: TripTank – “XXX Overload”

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Spoilers Ahead!!!

Jeff & Some Aliens-

The Galactic Council has called back Jeff’s alien friends to their home planet. After all the research was reviewed they’ve decided that Earth will be vaporized if Jeff can’t find someone to have sex with. He’s only got 20 minutes to seal the deal. He runs into a bar and starts screaming like a crazy person. They kick him out when he remembers Linda, his ex. He’s able to convince her to have sex but sadly he can’t keep the motion going for too long and the aliens reduce the Earth to dust.

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Dr. Magic-

A doctor walks into the delivery room in an extremely chipper mood. He walks up to the woman in labor and goes in for a peek. When he comes back he’s pulling the old handkerchief trick out of her vag. The assisting doctor is upset by these antics, but that won’t slow this doctor down. He pulls a coin from behind the assistant’s ear and tosses it into the woman’s vag, pulls her arm like a slot lever and hits the jackpot!

We come back to the doc trying to pull a “rabbit out of a hat” but instead pulls a baby out. He’s upset that the trick didn’t go as planned so he eats the baby. Everyone freaks out until the doc pulls the baby back out and says the trick is over. His assistant is perplexed and recommends that they go back in because this woman is expecting twins. Apparently, having twins was crucial to how the last trick worked, so he makes the woman a balloon animal out of the umbilical cord instead.

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Bethiffer-

Bethiffer are chillin in the mall when they get a hankering for some video games from their childhood. The only problem is they can’t remember the name of the game they used to love. They head to the “Game Hole” in the mall in hopes that someone there will be able to help. Instead, they are introduced to virtual reality gaming. Beth puts on the headset and enters the world, but is overly aggressive when she’s scared by a ghost and smashes the system when she tries to run away. She cracks the core of the system and transforms herself into a Bowser-like character. When she notices that Jennifer is the princess, Beth becomes enraged again and they battle Street Fighter style. During their battle they stumble across “Battle Turds,” which is totally the game they wanted to play in the first place. When Jennifer asks to play as well, Beth uses the game as her finishing move for victory.

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Trip Tank Call Waiting-

“Not Important”, “Scottie”, “Fat Man”, “English Bulldog”, “Cartoons Get Me Hot”, “Hello, TripTank!”

Other Sketches-

“420”, “Screwing”, “420 Airlines”, “Flower Teen Kill Team GO!”, “Stump The Goog”, “Carnival Drive By”

Sketch Of The Night-

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