PTC wants to cancel Golan the Insatiable, but no one asked them anyway

Nice evening for a walk.

You can tell that Golan the Insatiable is a good show when the PTC wants to get you cancelled. The best of the best have been on the council’s shit list, with Seth MacFarlane’s American Dad! and Family Guy both getting their fair share from the organization founded by racist motherfucker L. Brent Bosell.

Turns out, the equally moronic and definitely homo-phobic Christian Gildemeister has a problem with FOX’s newest animated series Golan the Insatiable. In his recent article, he goes on to complain about the fact that Golan ” features explicit violence, sexual content, sadistic imagery, and child protagonists, which is aimed at child viewers.”

It’s the last part that doesn’t make any sense, because for starters FOX didn’t do a really great job in advertising this show in the first place, so where these kids are even finding out about the show is beyond me. Hilariously enough, Chris goes to show off his journalistic chops that he learned majoring in philosophy at American University and misquotes the hell out of Golan producer Dave Jeser. Chris would go on to take this quote:

“There are a lot of those kind of feel-good messages throughout the show,” says Golan’s co-creator Dave Jeser, who adds that Golan the Insatiable is “a family show…It felt like a great fit for animation night on Fox.”

And dispel the notion that Dave was trying to advertise Golan TO families and he really wasn’t. ‘Family show’ is just describing the fact that the show is about a family that happens to have a monster as head of a household. The FCC has designated the 9 o’clock hour on Sunday Nights as being for any and all to watch, not privy to one specific kind of content.

Until neophytes like Chris Gildemeister and PTC President Tim Winter understand how the television business works, and the fact that we have plenty more options in which kids can watch content, we are going to continue to hear baseless accusations such as this moving forward. Chris clearly isn’t making enough money to pay back his college tuition as a blogger so articles like this are at best, click-bait.

Now bow before Golan.