The contracts for the cast of Jersey Shore are getting more and more robust while the shit eating stars of the show get older and older. So, what’s a guy to do?? Welp, immortalize them in a terrible animated spinoff!! That’s right, rumor has it that the cast of Jersey Shore are coming to Comedy Central with their own animated series.
Cybertron Messiah is a fan of the show, so I’m sure his boner is flying while reading this but I don’t want it. Especially, on a network like Comedy Central that has a bunch of quality cartoons on it and as such you know this one’s going to be paired with one of them. Snooki, J-Woww, The Situation, and all of the other pieces of shiny turd animated in a series on Comedy Central? Sounds familiar…Tweet