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@toddstarnes DOESN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE US CONSTITUTION/SLAMS @SOUTHPARK

TODD STARNES DOESN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE US CONSTITUTION/SLAMS SOUTH PARK

We’ve heard this story before. Fox News hosts who know nothing about the concept of free speech when it comes to the entertainment industry and this instance isn’t any different. Todd Starnes who is the host of Fox News & Commentary evidently made it an issue that South Park ’denigrates’ religion and as such thinks creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker should be investigated. You see, this conversation all started when some amateur film makers from Florida made an anti-Muslim film which of course is a horrid premise but the video came out like shit so I don’t know why anyone would get that upset about it. That said, Mr. Starnes here wanted to equate the anti-Muslim film to some anti-Christian sentiments that South Park is best known(and loved) for:

When has the administration condemned the anti-Christian films that are coming out of Hollywood? Where are the federal investigations into shows like ‘South Park,’ which has denigrated all faiths? Where is the outrage when people of the Christian faith are subjected to this humiliation that is coming out of Hollywood?”

My take on it is 1) There is no God and 2) the US Government should NOT be arresting anybody for exhibiting free speech and most certainly shouldn’t be condemning people for any kind of anti-Christian sentiment you want to know why?? BECAUSE ITS UN-AMERICAN!!  Do you want a list of countries that arrest people for anti-religious demonstrations?? Iran, Saudi Arabia, Syria…the list goes on and on. Does anyone want to live there?? No, well maybe Todd Starnes.

GOLDMAN SACHS GETS BAILED OUT BY FOX BUSINESS NEWS’ @CGasparino

GOLDMAN SACHS GETS BAILED OUT BY FOX BUSINESS NEWS’ @CGasparino

Turns out Charles Gasparino and the cunts over at Fox Business News had this to say about the Goldman Sachs-Muppetsswipe that happened last week. According to Gasparino’s handle(@Cgasparino):

Sources say GS found no evidence of malicuous muppet talk in emails; more worried abt whats behind greg smith’s $1.5m book deal

WAIT! You mean, that the SAME network(Fox Business News) that started the whole war against the Muppets in the first place has SOURCES over at Goldman Sachs!! And furthermore, GS reported to FOX EXCLUSIVELY that they found no evidence of malicious muppet talk in emails…hmmm. I have a question for you Charles…what’s it like to have a corporate cock shoved SQUARELY in your ass. Seriously, eat shit you fake media conglomerate motherfucker. Get ready for a lashing...

Love–John

“Why is Archer so good?” w/ input from the cast
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“Why is Archer so good?” w/ input from the cast

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Why is Archer so good? This is a question I have been trying to get answers to all season, so whenever the awesome PR team @ FX Networks invites me in on a press conference call, I always listen and the answers the cast gives about the show might surprise some of you, but I think I might have found the answer. After the jump, get a run down of what I thought of this season’s Archer thus far and what I ultimately think is the reason this show is the cream of the crop with excerpts coming from Jon Benjamin(Sterling Archer), Chris Parnell(Cyril), and Aisha Tyler(Lana).

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John “On The Spot”: Response to Cape May Herald “Smutty Network TV Getting Worse”
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John “On The Spot”: Response to Cape May Herald “Smutty Network TV Getting Worse”

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Not everyone who lives on the Jersey Shore are the same. For instance, the show Jersey Shore features a bunch of retarded kids who were actually neither born nor raised anywhere near the Shore, but instead act as BENNY motherfuckers whenever they come to visit. You would think that’s where stupidity stops, but no, because this guy named Jack Fichter who works for the Cape May Herald wrote an article on how network TV is not family-friendly enough. After the jump, I give him a taste of the REAL shore.

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@ThatKevinSmith fires back at Stewie(@SethMacFarlane) after last night’s @FamilyGuyonFOX (NSFW)
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@ThatKevinSmith fires back at Stewie(@SethMacFarlane) after last night’s @FamilyGuyonFOX (NSFW)

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So, yea last night’s episode of Family Guy like usual is stemming all sorts of controversy. First, I’m seeing all these tweets about how Seth MacFarlane is insensitive about cancer, which if you saw the episode wasn’t even the morale of the story. But, there was another dig, one that might’ve flown over your head if not paying attention. You see, Stewie made a fat joke at the expense of Kevin Smith making light of the fact that he was thrown off a plane a couple years ago. After the jump, see what Kevin’s response is…(NSFW)

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John “On The Spot”: This article from Fullerton College pissed me off…my response
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John “On The Spot”: This article from Fullerton College pissed me off…my response

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I don’t remember how I found this article(I think it was on Twitter) and it was an article written by this girl named Nicole Derakitswaytoolongtowrite who goes to school @ Fullerton College, a 2-year school based in . Obviously, this is an issue I’ve written about time and time again, but I didn’t realize some jokes offend college students who are typically the demographic for all of our favorite shows. After the jump, I run a train all over this article.

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John “On The Spot”: Eric Deggans from the Tampa Bay Times “misses the mark” in a new article reviewing Allen Gregory/Beavis & Butthead.
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John “On The Spot”: Eric Deggans from the Tampa Bay Times “misses the mark” in a new article reviewing Allen Gregory/Beavis & Butthead.

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Sorry if that offends anyone. I like Tampa Bay overall(huge BTLS mark right here) but if this is the shit you guys have to read every morning on the way to work/school then I feel sorry for you. Pretty much this guy wrote an opinion piece about the return of Beavis and Butthead and the premier of Allen Gregory, and as such showed the city of St. Pete how much of a douchebag he really is. After the jump I’m going through this article line by line to tell ya what I think…

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